It's been a while and he has been hanging out with his new strip club crew outside my window so I thought he was done with me. But he dropped by with an empty Vitamin Water bottle telling me he had a proposition for me and it was back to the good old days real quick. I'm looking at this empty bottle thinking of all the incredible things that he could be planning to do with me.
Benny: I'm making some good meatloaf tonight and some mashed potatoes.
I think I have an idea of what he wants from me.
Benny: And well, thing is I interviewed for this really great job the other day. I'll make plate for you.
Yeah, while this is happening he's holding up the empty bottle of my choice energy drink, kind of displaying it for me Vanna White-style. I just stare at him and the bottle, not wanting to believe that he practically just asked me to give him my urine in a bottle in exchange for meatloaf and potatoes mashed into themselves. I don't even like meatloaf.
